Random thoughts
February 4th, 2010 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »So we are now 1 week away from leaving Uganda. It has been an interesting, mostly good, experience. Though I do not enjoy being a doctor and usually can’t wait to leave when I’m working in the clinic here, it is interesting. I’ve seen lots of things I would never see in the U.S. including tons of malaria, lots of parasites, a woman with a hole in her neck where water comes out when she swallows (unclear cause at this time), abdominal TB, and tracheomalacia. Then there have been many boda-boda accident victims, and I wonder how anyone actually survives into adulthood with the way the driving is here! So random thoughts:
Malaria is like pregnancy. Even if you protect yourself almost every time, that is not enough. It only takes one time to become pregnant. It only takes one bite to get malaria. Mandy responded to my musings on this topic by saying “But it’s different because getting malaria requires the bite of a female.”
Here is a quiz for my doctor friends, this is a question Dr. Stockley asked me one day: What is the name of the scale where you age people by the length of their testicles? I had no idea what he was talking about and told him I was sure we didn’t have anything like that in the US. He informed me later that he’d looked it up and it was the Tanner staging system. Did you all know that?
Here’s one that hopefully won’t offend too many people: There are many Muslims here and 5 times a day they do their prayers which involves a lot of loud noise and sort of groaning or mooing (at least that is what it sounds like to me). So early on, we were hearing that one day, and someone asked what it was. I responded “well, it’s either a cow or a Mormon.” Okay so I was a little mixed up in my religions, sorry to my Mormon friends! But Mandy and Betsy thought it was a hilarious comment and planned to remember it forever.
I have now taken a boda-boda twice in the crazy traffic of Kampala and both times prayed the entire way, (partly because I believe prayer works and partly because that way I could close my eyes…:) and I have made it to my destination safely both times. I didn’t want to take this most dangerous form of transportation, but sometimes there really seems to be no other choice. I am also convinced now that desensitization therapy works. I am a bit claustrophobic. The idea of taking a matatu (15-passenger van used as taxi) terrified me because there are no aisles, just solid seats everywhere that fold up so people can get out. So when the van is full, which is always, the folded seats are down and there is no way to move or get out. Just thinking about it caused me a bit of panic, and the first time I actually did it, though I was seated by the door which is obviously the best possible seat for a claustrophobic person, it still scared me so much that I jumped off the very next time that the thing stopped, no where near our destination! Well, I had to get back on that day, and dealt with it. Since then, I had to sit in the middle of the back row, clearly the worst possible seat for a claustrophobic person. I had a couple of minutes of sheer panic, but then settled down. Now I can generally take one without much difficulty at all. So I’m a big girl now.
Hmm, what else? I love rice and beans, but Mandy and I are not doing a very good job with our food. We have had to throw out quite a lot of fresh produce because it grows ants, bugs, rots, or molds before we get to it. We have been eating avocados, mangoes, and pineapple pretty religiously, which sounds pretty healthy if I didn’t also confess the carrot cake I have every day at lunch and the Reese’s Cups from the US that I keep hidden in my bedroom!
I learned yesterday that there are 6 or 7 people buried under the trees to the side of The Surgery. Apparently some of the refugees have no home and therefore no place to bury their dead, so Dr. Stockley has let them be buried “out back” so to speak. The topic came up because a worker who was trying to install something dug up a body recently! I mean, where else does that happen? Incredible. I assume Mandy wrote about our very sad situation with a baby who died, but I’ll make mention of it too. John was probably about 2 years old, but looked more like 7 or 8 months because of severe malnourishment. He was abused and badly burned, so was coming to The Surgery for dressing changes. One day he was extremely lethargic. Before anyone could figure out what was wrong with him, he had died. The only data we had was a platelet count of 0. So I don’t know what happened, but I know it breaks my heart that in his entire time on earth he was burned and starved, he never knew anything good. Even when he was taken out of the abuse situation and put in the orphanage, he was still in pain because of dressing changes, so all he knew was pain, even though at the end it was pain for his own good rather than to hurt him. I went today to visit the orphanage he came from. It is an amazing place. Not at all as dirty and run down as I expected, rather it’s a bright, cheerful place. They have a 680 gram baby in an incubator who appears to be doing okay so far. They had an 850 gram baby who is now doing well, which is amazing for the resources available here. Still sad though, there are too many babies to give them all lots of love and attention. One little girl, probably nearly 1 year old, toddled up to me, grabbed my legs and wouldn’t let go. They are so hungry for attention. I think instead of being a doctor I should be a baby holder in a place like that. If the hippo thing doesn’t work out, of course…
Well, that ends this post for now because I have to go to work. I am making a presentation to the doctors today over lunch about fevers of unknown origin. I’m sure they’ll find it fascinating. Looking forward to seeing people when I come home next week, though I am absolutely sick about going back to work. Oh, and GO COLTS!
